Sexy Coming Out, Shout Out

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Happy New Year one and all, it’s time to leave old hang ups and insecurities behind and embrace the New Year. That being said, I am going to give a few callers a nice little SHOVE into coming out and revealing all their nasty little secrets. No worries, some of them actually GAVE me permission to share

(Get your panties out of a knot, ALL of them gave the okay)

First off let me introduce ITMM (aka: In the Masturbating Mood) which in my book is ironic, because men are ALWAYS in the masturbating mood. He wanted to “see his name in lights”….far be it from me to deny him. Hahahahahaha…I just read what I wrote. So anyways…..I thoroughly enjoyed my marathon call with ITMM, and as you can imagine I left him completely spent and raw, aching and an angry shade of red…as was his complexion I must say this was a learning experience for me, as my nasty little hand humper introduced me to a few interesting phrases along the way.  Who knew that there was a difference between good old sex and partnered sex. According to ITMM, he hasn’t had “partnered-sex” in quite some time, but with free abandonment engages in “sex” (aka: self-love) as often as he can. He calls it self love, I call it chronic masturbation. Potato, Potat-o (giggles)

My next shove goes to Mr. L who has more naughty desires than I can count. Not only does he love to share them with me in flirty phone sessions, he wants me to share them with friends and listen as they gasp and giggle at his naughty ways. He lusts after college age cuties (who doesn’t?) with one in particular that really gets his juices flowing. He regularly confesses his desires to me, which I listen eagerly to, then spin them into a fantasy to use against him! The fact that he spends all his money on me, and likes when I whisper kinky things in his ear is just a bonus. The nastier the better, right L? Plus he has experience with dressing up like a girl and getting plugged with a strap-on….extra kudos to THAT!!

So what is it about being “exposed” or “outed” that has such an appeal for so many? I think it’s the embarrassment and the excitement of having your secrets told to others…a form of exhibitionism if you will. And being privy to those confessions and secrets appeals to the voyeur in many of us……I know I certainly enjoy it.