Bad-Ass Sexy Mistress
I owned Las Vegas! I walked into that town and took the place over…….NOT. I need a shirt that says “Las Vegas kicked my ASS.” Seriously I had a fabulous time, but OMG, what a ride! It is literally a non-stop hedonistic town, heavy on indulgence and excess…light on subtle and subdued. It was an experience I am never going to forget. Sin City was a blast and I got to hang with the sexiest Mistresses around…how lucky am I? And how jealous are you? LOL…that’s what I thought. I wanted to share a few things I learned while in Vegas…these are the top ten:
- Welcome to Las Vegas sign should read “Welcome to Lost Wages”
- Shop with friends, that way they can catch you when you faint from the price tag
- Those cards the guys are handing out while you are walking the strip are NOT coupons for the nearest buffet
- There is no 3-foot rule in the Vegas strip clubs
- Ms Ryan’s callers have the BEST taste in shoes, and Yes, Ms. Violet really is THAT nice
- A multi-million dollar state-of the-art hotel has third-world-country cell phone reception
- Ms. Brianna says the sexiest game in the casino is Craps – if the croupier said “the four came HARD” one more time she’d have cum right there at the table
- If it’s wearing an LBD and sitting at the bar, it’s either a hooker or a trannie – or both
- Ms Brianna is an expensive date – 5 margaritas in 2 hours and she was still turning me down
And last but certainly not least:
- Girls can’t marry each other in Vegas (we tried!)
For those are you that were hoping to connect with me, I must apologize (see bullet 6). However I am back and ready to share some of the naughty tales and fun I had while there. Let’s get together for some sexy phone fun and talk soon. *Kiss*
Oh god…5 margaritas…that last bullet point – was that YOU who proposed??
It’s great to read something that’s both enjoyable and provides pramgtiadsc solutions.
Hmmm…now Ms Brianna…what was it precisely that Ms Peyton was proposing??? *grin* Thank you for the compliment Ms Peyton. Now all you pets who worship the ground Ms Peyton’s feet walk on, I want you to know that she looked so incredibly hot in Vegas that I got wet instantly when I saw her. OMG!!!
Being one who is lucky enough to be one of Ms, Peyton’s pets, I would worship the ground she walks on, the air she breathes, the clothes she wears, every thing that surrounds her as she walks. I think that Ms. Peyton is Amazingly Hot where ever she travels.
2 women may not be able to get married in Vegas … but we sure as hell can be kinky femdom Mistresses! It was an absolute delight to finally get to meet you in person and (CENSORED) with your (CENSORED)!
And third world countries have better cell reception than what we had in Vegas sweetheart … I hate to break that one to you
i so wish i was there to witness all this madness. i hope you dont tell ms Brianna what i did for you two last night